Like a Virgin

So it has been a busy old week….

It started (as most weeks tend to) on Monday, when we had the Chlamydia Sexual Health Nurse Specialist, come to talk about opportunistic testing…. Apparently 1 in 10 sexually active young people have it and with its stealth symptoms, probably don’t have a clue.  Good Grief…

Then there is talk on the radio about Sir Richard Branson (v.v.rich chappy, with a string of companies using the name “Virgin”) diversifying into health care, with talk around a medical bank storing umbilical cords, so that you can use your own stem cells to help with possible future illnesses…. Mucho clever.

So if the neat bearded millionaire wants to get into private health care, well why not, thought Max…..

Tick, tick, tick….

Perhaps, he should be made aware of some of the problems that exist, so that he can help out….

Tick, tick, tick…. (you know where this is going surely)

“That’s it….I’ll tell him about the Chlamydia problems and offer my services to him. Together we could open the first “Virgin Sexual Health Clinic”….

WHAT???  I think it’s a great idea. I could be the first Virgin Nurse Practitioner – surely there aren’t any others?????
 

So on to my afternoon clinic….TTFN