It’s that time of year again when I like to destroy a perfectly good seasonal song…. so here we go again… thought with all the snow we’re having it was time to pick on winter wonderland!
Chesty coughs, are you listening?
In the waiting room, snot is glistening
A hideous sight,
We’ve been coughing all night.
Sneezing in a winter wonderland.
Slipping down, went the old bird,
Fractured Hip… How absurd?,
In hospital for too long,
Sleeping in the NHS corridor.
This makes the clinician frown
We’ll say: “No man”,
But you can have them…
Last night, we had a hall for hire,
All got drunk, filled with desire
Now to face unafraid,
The mistakes that we’ve made,
Shame in the staff party wonderland.
In reception we can build a snot-man
from all the snotty tissue left around
Until a new super virus is found.
When surgery closes it’s thrilling,
Though in out-of-hours we could make a killing
Working in a winter wonderland.
Well that’s that job done for this year. Have a smasher of a christmas period, and remember to go careful out there!!