Comments on: FB’s http://maxenurse.wordpress.com Mine and yours. My reflection on the funny side of the consulting room door and a hint at life in general. Your funny tales and comments. Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:26:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU By: Student OC http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-2219 Student OC Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:14:43 +0000 http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-2219 On one surgical placement as a student nurse I had a man on had a guy on the ward with a church candle stuck up his rectum and one with a cucumber, two in less tham 6 weeks!!! I got to see both 'items' after removal...... and some students go the whole 3 years without seeing a thing like it! On one surgical placement as a student nurse I had a man on had a guy on the ward with a church candle stuck up his rectum and one with a cucumber, two in less tham 6 weeks!!! I got to see both ‘items’ after removal…… and some students go the whole 3 years without seeing a thing like it!

]]> By: Max E Nurse http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-730 Max E Nurse Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:50:01 +0000 http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-730 That's the spirit Dee...come on give us more!! Max xx That’s the spirit Dee…come on give us more!!
Max xx

]]> By: dee http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-714 dee Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:43:27 +0000 http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-714 Well here goes...how about my patient who came in ER via EMS with what appeared to be a "flag pole" arising beneath the sheet...Seems this fella stuck his under sized limp phallus into a bottle and well I suppose you can guess what happened...he then panicked and called ambulance which delivered him to the ER. It was all we could do to stifle our snickers and calmly inform him that we would close the drape and be back when the "phallus" had relaxed ( we warned him not to try pulling it out...)...meanwhile we all went elsewhere and had our belly laugh for the night... Well here goes…how about my patient who came in ER via EMS with what appeared to be a “flag pole” arising beneath the sheet…Seems this fella stuck his under sized limp phallus into a bottle and well I suppose you can guess what happened…he then panicked and called ambulance which delivered him to the ER. It was all we could do to stifle our snickers and calmly inform him that we would close the drape and be back when the “phallus” had relaxed ( we warned him not to try pulling it out…)…meanwhile we all went elsewhere and had our belly laugh for the night…

]]> By: NurseWilliam http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-480 NurseWilliam Fri, 15 Jun 2007 23:35:16 +0000 http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-480 I had a 17 y/o male come in c/o rectal FB. As I walked into the exam room, I noticed the patient's mother was sitting next to him. A rather attractive woman, she was. I noticed a faint humming the closer I got to the patient. I said, "Okay. I'm going to find out from the X-ray what you really have up there, and I've been an ER nurse long enough to have heard every story in the book, including 'It was there when I woke up this morning.' So don't try to explain how 'it' got there. I don't need to know how it got there. Are you in any pain?" "No." "Okay. The X-ray tech will be here for you in a minute." Mother said not a word. She sat there sullenly and looked at the floor. Thirty minutes later, we were jammed into the X-ray room looking at a 14-inch phallus wedged into the young man's lower bowel- complete with batteries. The Doctor and I went into the room and the MD asked, incredulously, "Where on earth did you get that monster?" "It's my mom's." Mom, I observed, turned a spectacular shade of crimson with this revelation. Max says: Cracking!!!! Thanks for that one Nurse William. I wonder if mum ever used it again? I had a 17 y/o male come in c/o rectal FB.
As I walked into the exam room, I noticed the patient’s mother was sitting next to him. A rather attractive woman, she was.
I noticed a faint humming the closer I got to the patient.
I said, “Okay. I’m going to find out from the X-ray what you really have up there, and I’ve been an ER nurse long enough to have heard every story in the book, including ‘It was there when I woke up this morning.’ So don’t try to explain how ‘it’ got there. I don’t need to know how it got there. Are you in any pain?”
“No.”
“Okay. The X-ray tech will be here for you in a minute.”
Mother said not a word. She sat there sullenly and looked at the floor.
Thirty minutes later, we were jammed into the X-ray room looking at a 14-inch phallus wedged into the young man’s lower bowel- complete with batteries.
The Doctor and I went into the room and the MD asked, incredulously, “Where on earth did you get that monster?”
“It’s my mom’s.”
Mom, I observed, turned a spectacular shade of crimson with this revelation.

Max says: Cracking!!!! Thanks for that one Nurse William. I wonder if mum ever used it again?

]]> By: NPs Save Lives http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-26 NPs Save Lives Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:52:45 +0000 http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-26 I almost choked as I laughed my butt off! The moth was a classic! I almost choked as I laughed my butt off! The moth was a classic!

]]> By: Cinder http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-14 Cinder Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:08:43 +0000 http://maxenurse.wordpress.com/fbs/#comment-14 Oh my! Even though I was sitting down and more so an experienced nurse the moth FB caught me flat footed. And I am doing umbillical hygiene as we speak. Oh my! Even though I was sitting down and more so an experienced nurse the moth FB caught me flat footed. And I am doing umbillical hygiene as we speak.

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