Christmas Cliff Hanger…
Don’t kiss the boss or photocopy your bum,
At the party that is due to come,
Dreams of bonuses, dreams of sleep,
Working for money the tax man will keep.
Christmas Time, Chocolate and wine,
Children coughing all the time.
With mucus in the waiting room and prescriptions for free,
A time for rejoicing in the patients we see.
A time for wheezing, a time for sneezing,
A time for giving and not dis-easing,
When you cough – use your hanky,
I don’t want you germs, they are manky.
Christmas time, chocolates and wine.
Doctors get presents all of the time,
With Ferrari in the car park and lunches for free,
How about a small bonus for me?
A time for drinking, a time for vomiting,
A time for over eating and in-digesting,
“Christmas is coming, cure me please”
Unfortunately the viruses don’t cease.
Christmas time, drunken behaviour is fine,
Nurses singing – oooh what a crime!
Working hours longer than most.
Perhaps we should escape to the coast!