Just Kiddin’

Posted on July 17, 2008. Filed under: Uncategorized |


I’ve been too busy to blog this week…apologies. But just to give you a little humour, I’ve got a case history for you…

An Irish woman presented to ask about reviving her husband’s libido.

Max: ‘What about trying Viagra?’

Patients wife: ‘Not a chance, he won’t even take an aspirin.’

Max: ‘Not a problem, give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. Drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it.  Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.’

It wasn’t a week later when she called back and Max directly inquired as
to her progress.

Patient’s wife exclaimed, ‘Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T’was horrid! Just terrible. I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.

He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with
his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups
and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an
absolute nightmare!’

Max ‘Why so terrible, Did you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?’

Patients wife: ‘Twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m
sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!’

Just Kiddin!!

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Thanks for the laugh

That’s a good one!

my nan gives it to my grandad to stop him falling out of bed when he turns over…….

Nice one Rosie!!!

THAT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER WORKS AT STARBUCKS!


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