Winter Wonderland.

Posted on December 17, 2010. Filed under: Apply topically |

It’s that time of year again when I like to destroy a perfectly good seasonal song…. so here we go again… thought with all the snow we’re having it was time to pick on winter wonderland!

Chesty coughs, are you listening? 
In the waiting room, snot is glistening
A hideous sight,
We’ve been coughing all night.
Sneezing in a winter wonderland.

Slipping down,  went the old bird,
Fractured Hip… How absurd?,
In hospital for too long,
Sleeping in the NHS corridor.

 “Can you make my cold go by Christmas, Man?”
This makes the clinician frown
Patients say: “Antibiotics?”
We’ll say: “No man”, 
But you can have them…
 …when your snot turns to brown

Last night, we had a hall for hire,
All got drunk, filled with desire
Now to face unafraid, 
The mistakes that we’ve made,
Shame in the staff party wonderland.

 In reception we can build a snot-man
from all the snotty tissue left around



We’ll have lots of fun with mister snot-man,
Until a new super virus is found.

When surgery closes it’s thrilling,
Though in out-of-hours we could make a killing

We’ll frolic and play, through the bank holiday,
Working in a winter wonderland.

Well that’s that job done for this year. Have a smasher of a christmas period, and remember to go careful out there!!


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